yiddish baller


an old brown-suit yid who’s wealth is masked by a barage of yiddish tactics. such tactics include leaving his mansion to hop on the public transit system, not tipping satisfactorily after a lavish meal, and most undoubtedly driving an early ’90’s mercedes.
look at this yid, he spent $300 on dinner and left me a $5 tip. what a f-ckin little yiddish baller.

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