Yo MJ What up Dog?
something you say to a dog to calm them down; you may have to replace “mj” with the dog’s actualy name.
originated from when i was playing with my sis’s boyfriend’s dog (which is shortened to the initials mj). then i said that cause i was bored and she was trying to jump on me.
me: mary, stay down!
-dog is jumping at me-
me: yo mj what up dog?
-she stops jumping at me-
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