yo moma jokes
a series of jokes that consist of saying ” yo moma”and so on
hey john yo moma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said “who threw that rock?”
jokes, usually bad, performed by third graders.
“yo moma is like a bowling ball: waxed, fingered, then thrown in the gutter”
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the ultimate comback to the comback yo momma. nothing can beat you mmomma face, as the comback yo mommaonce was. the only rule of yo momma face is that you can only yo momma face someone if they yo momma’d you first. kid1- insult kid2- yo momma ((now kid2thinks he won,but is sadly mistaken)) kid1- […]
- Yo Momma Prick
a term used to refer to a person who is always reffering to a friends or maybe a strangers mother, most often in a s-xual manner, claiming that they have had s-xual intercourse with you mother or are doing so even if you are stood right next to her. whatever you say, they will repeat […]
- yomomma'sglasses
a reply to the insult “nice glases”; from the it season 3 episode 1 “from h-ll” roy: nice gl-sses. moss: not as nice as yomomma’sgl-sses.
- Yo Momma Titty (YMT)
the equivalent of “your momma”, with the stinging pain of embarr-ssment left upon the victim for secluding one of your moms best -ssets. tom “this hamburger is sloppy bro” ben “yo momma t-tty (ymt) is sloppy b-tch”
- yo' money
addressing or greeting another person. calling out for someone when you don’t know their name. calling out for someone’s attention. yo’ money, where did you get that fly -ss coat? yo’ yo’ yo’ money, whatz up?