Yochebed


1) a yochebed is a jewish knockoff brand of the popular chinese product yoshi-beds which are just thick comforters with little yoshis plastered all over them.

2) a girl, usually called yoche for short, who begins telling stories in a monotone voice and then, as if by magic, begins cracking up, spitting in your face, and picking her nose with your finger.

3) if a girl named yochebed is flexible, or even a gymnist, she may be called a yochebend
“dude, never point at a yochebed. she might stick your finger in her nose”

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