yodaism
yoda, the biggest little stoner from the star wars movies would awesomely switch up the words in his sentences because he was high 99% of the time.
“fun to poke smot it is.”
“going to get f-cked up we are.”
similar to spoonerism, weederism
the fine art of persuading someone in an internet chatroom to stay a bit longer than he/she wants to, derived from yoda using the force to get his own way.
laura: i think i need to go
martin: noooo, im going to use yodaism on you again
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