yoga mom
the next generation of moms who feed their family organic, care about the enviroment, drive a hybrid, and of course, do yoga. while their children are very important to them, they do not let the kids think they are the center of the universe by having them in every sport and compet-tion. unlike a soccer mom, yoga mom would be at peace having her child occasionally finish second.
she wouldn’t drive an suv, she’s a “yoga mom”.
a wealthy, always liberal mother who believes in eating organic foods and usually has two or more children.
she likes wearing tribal-themed wood necklaces from places in africa that she donated charity to, and tends to have a very earthy color palette pertaining to fashion. she doesn’t have to do yoga, but likes to engage in activities like gardening, working in the community, and driving her very big car to various other stay-at-home yogamom’s houses.
yogamom is also very self-righteous and secretly despises other people who don’t take part in the activities mentioned above. yogamom is a hippie, but is not hip.
when using the word “yogamom” one must never add articles such as “a” or “the”. it’s just yogamom.
ex:
giving her children luna bars and eco-water bottles in her car, lisa had turned into yogamom.
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