Yoga Pants
pants that make anyone look like they have an -ss.
“d-mn when did jillian get an -ss”.
“she doesn’t, its just the yoga pants”.
greatest invention ever made. if used properly on the right girls,-ss becomes a magnet to the eyes of every straight man alive.
guy:holy sh-t look at that -ss!
guy2:i know,yoga pants are amazing.
n: extremely tight sweatants worn by girls to flaunt their -ss, no matter if its nice or extremely large and rumply. said to be popular because they are “comfertable”, but really its just a school appropriate way for jr. high girls to let boys see their b-m without putting forth much effort at all.
rarely used for the actual purpose of yoga.
boy: hey, i noticed you are wearing yoga pants today
girl: hehe, yeah! they are like, sooooo comfertable! do you like them?
boy: yes! i did enjoy the delightful view of those bongos you are smuggling. actually, i like them so much i just j-zzed in my pants a little. please excuse me.
the best thing invented since short skirts
adam:hey dude, i totally saw emily’s camel toe in her yoga pants today
benjamin:who didnt see it?
what god created on the 8th day.
“and on the 8th day god created yoga pants”
sweatpants for hot girls
guy: she was way to hot to be wearing sweatpants so i bought her yoga pants.
other guy: thanks from all mankind bro
a push-up bra but for your b-tt
guy 1: “dude look at dat booty”
guy 2: “nah man it’s just da yoga pants”
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