yoga porn
the yoga shows you see on tv that feature hot women doing yoga in exotic locations. if you’re doing yoga with them, you’re not watching them. if you’re watching them, you’re not doing yoga, but just enjoying the sights.
i watched some good yoga p-rn this morning. really woke me up.
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