Yogaboating


the act of pushing ones face between two soft, pleasant cheeks which are lightly covered in yoga pants and generally doing anything to pleasure one’s self. this includes shaking head back and forth, tongue movement, and general noise-making actions.
d-mn. look at that girl. i would love to go yogaboating in that.

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