Yogen Früz
-noun: a battle cry uttered before a physical strike from one friend to another, i.e. their face or arm. shouting this term prior to the strike will negate any wrong-doing in the action and render the attacker innocent.
-verb: “to yogen früz”; to attain immunity after attacking someone (applies only to close friends) by shouting “yogen früz” beforehand.
person 1- “if you do not stop poking me, i’m going to yogen früz you.”
person 2- “i will never stop poking you.”
person 1- “yogen früz!!” -punch-
person 2- “ow!! oh, cr-p, i’m bleeding!! agh!! i would hit you back but you yogen früz’d me! my hands are tied. i apologize for poking you.”
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