Yolk Joke


the process of inserting a raw egg into a women’s v-g-n- and then punting her in the c-nt. the yolk explodes and makes a mess everywhere. at that time, the man has v-g-n-l s-x with the woman and uses the messy yolk as lubricant.
the other day, my girlfriend was feeling freaky so i gave her a yolk joke. needless to say, i used up an entire roll of paper towels. i then fell asleep inside of her.

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