Yolka
(originated in ukraine)
1. christmas tree in a political setting. usually spruce or pine.
2. any potentially hazardous tree or wreath for the president.
3. any object that is planned to be placed in the city center that could be used as a pretext for violent and cruel police crackdown.
4. any significant metal structure found in the vicinity of the peaceful protests that you can hang your flags on.
5. any structure that can be used to place the banner of the opposition leader put in jail as a result of selective justice.
6. something that is mistaked by the president for something else.
7. any postmodern christmas tree in ukraine
the layout of flags and banners on the yolka, has become the cause of an altercation between protesters
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