yoot

a young person. (ie “youth”).

originally from the 1992 film; my cousin vinny” when vincent gambini, played by
joe pesci, pr-ncouces “youth” as yoot, due to his heavy new york accent.
judge: “did you say ‘yoots’?”
vinny: “yeah, two yoots.”
judge: “what is a ‘yoot’?”
vinny: “oh, excuse me, your honor. two youths.”
young people
low it hes a yoot
joe pesci way of saying “youths”
“look at these two yoots”
england ghetto b-st-rdization of youth
“ma ghetto yoots are about!”
a south london teenager, usually no older than 15 years old, wears all black clothes such as nike tracksuits, hoodies and sometimes a scarf to be used as a mask, these adolescent f-ck-holes do their very best to make london look like the sh-ttest place on earth, using terms such as ‘bruv, blud, fam, f-ck the police’ (the police being the first people they call the moment the sh-t hits the fan) they think they are hard with their wild gorilla swings, 4 inch blades to match the size of their p-n-ses, and mob mentality. the only effective protection from ‘yoots’ is:
boxing and/or kickboxing
blade
automatic machine gun
molotov c-cktails
hand drills
chainsaws
walking along the street, minding your own business, suddenly, you are confronted by a group of ‘yoots’

yoot: “oi bruv, where you goin fam, gimme your phone or i’m gonna jook(stab) you up innit?”

do you:
1) attack the aggressor
2) give the aggressor what he wants
3) run from the aggressor

if you chose 1, the rest of the group will likely scatter, or you may have to hit another

if you chose 2, they will likely want more, if you are female, there is a chance that you might be raped.

if you chose 3, the group will likely give chase, you should aim to get into public places, preferably one with a security guard, such as police stations or banks.
well, i dunno how the rest of you are using this word, but i’ve always used it to mean my uterus.
“my yoot hurts like h-ll. p-ss me the midol, will you?”
“would you like to have s-x?” “h-ll no! my yoot is squirting blood!”
“i’m sick of wearing corks in my cooter. maybe i should get ye olde yoot removed.”
see also woot, w00t and woot

1) an interjection similar to “woo!” or “yippie!” used to express joy or excitement, usually about some kind of accomplishment done by another person.

“you owned the other team ”
jim: i just fragged dwight
pam: yoot!

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