yorick
somebody whose humour kills a conversation or party; a person who thinks they are incredibly funny and popular, but who everyone else thinks is a real tw-t. somebody who laughs at their own jokes, but who no one else finds remotely funny. derived from the dead clown in shakespeare’s ‘hamlet’
herbert told us this bad joke about a chinese dyslexic dairy farmer who bought a herd of woks. n-body laughed at all. he’s a right yorick.
was the deceased court jester whose skull is exhumed by the gravedigger in act 5, scene 1, of shakespeare’s hamlet. the sight of yorick’s skull evokes a monologue from prince hamlet on the vile effects of death:
pianist andre tchaikowsky donated his skull to the royal shakespeare company for use in theatrical productions, hoping that it would be used as the skull of yorick. tchaikowsky died in 1982. his skull was used during rehearsals for a 1989 rsc production of hamlet starring mark rylance, but the company eventually decided to use a replica skull in the performance.
alas, poor yorick! i knew him, horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy
famous teapot impersonator , likes a nice tight lever
be a love and put ‘t kettle on :d
yorick :d:d:d:d:d
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