York Technical College
also referred to as: york tech, or simply ‘tech’
a college that is only…technically a college. located in south carolina, this is where you end up when you just can’t afford anything else. known for its alleged multiple opportunities, it offers a mult-tude of cl-sses in a variety of fields.
this is not a college for the undecided. because if you can’t decide, you will be promptly plopped into a plethora of cl-sses that resemble high school…in…every…way. this includes but is not limited to, raising your hand to use the bathroom, not texting in cl-ss, the infamous -ssigned seating, and of course, two hours worth of required homework. again, i say, only ‘technically’ a college.
also students from york tech tend to be regarded by other 4 year students as underachievers and are never -ssumed to just be anything except, ‘not good enough for real college.’
you: so what are you up to?
old high school acquaintance: oh i’m getting my bachelors/masters in (insert totally rockin major) at (insert 4 year college with attached grad school here) and what are you doing?
you: oh, i’m uh…doing basic courses at umm…york technical college.
old high school acquaintance: oh couldn’t get into anywhere else?
you: no, no, it’s just cheaper and you know, alot closer to home.
old high school acquaintance: riiight…
you: well i gotta go write a paper.
old high school acquaintance:oh yeah, my first paper was like 38 pages. what’s the minimum?
you: <.< >.> … … three pages… v.v
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