Yorks Corners
a place where the meek resides. often found counting his pennies and wondering how to find more. dreams of golf but unable to decide when to use the 9 iron or was that the 5? jelous of everyone who gets laid! cheaper than scrooge. has an iq of .02 and often daydreams. stops in the middle of a sentence and waits until his brain cell grows back before continuing.
uuuuuuummmmmmmmmm welllllll sooooooooooooooo golf?
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its when you take a dump in your hand and use the feces as a lube. when i was banging the bwtf the other day she finished me off with the best yorkshire bagle-toss i’ve ever had! its when you take a dump in your hand and use the feces as a lube. when i […]
- Yorkshire bath
the act of using a spray-on deodorant without the formality of washing first. used to cover the smell of old body odour when one is either short on time, bone idle, or both. f-ck are you guys heading out already? hang on, i’ll just have a yorkshire bath.
- Yorkshire Blizzard
when you c-m upwards towards a ceiling fan (which needs to be switched on) and because it’s so cold up north it then comes down like snowflakes. the important part is that you then catch it on your tongue when it comes down. after enjoying a bread cake and gravy she really wanted a yorkshire […]
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portable and durable container with handles, which enjoys near-ubiquitous popularity in the county of yorkshire. an affordable means of transporting doc-ments and valuables, with a typically northern disregard for formality and style. a see-through plastic morrisons bag. steven, why are these quarterly reports soaked in mud? this is totally unacceptable! – sorry chancellor, our l-ss […]
- Yorkshire Caviar
term for mushy peas that makes it seem just a little bit posher. dave: oi! pete! want some yorkshire caviar pete: yeah! they sound well posh! dave: not really, it’s just mushy peas pete: ahh, good one.