you and your hand
all you’re going to have tonight is your hand to keep you busy ’cause the only thing you got turned is down.
girl: “ew gross. i will not have s-x with you!”
guy: “man, she turned me down.”
friend: “well dude, i guess its just you and your hand tonight!”
:p
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