you are what you eat


a great comeback to use when someone calls you a p-ssy.
guy 1: “you won’t jack that car?! you’re a p-ssy.”

guy 2: “well, you are what you eat.”
hannibal lecter’s personal motto.
a census taker tried to quantify me once. i promptly demonstrated to him that you are what you eat, clarice. fft-fft-fft-fft-fft-fft-fft …,
a phrase that is obviously not true because i eat p-ssy all the time and still do not display any v-g-n-l qualities.
you are what you eat, barbara streisand.
a saying that is used when someone who eats p-ssy acts like what he eats. (subst-tuting the noun p-ssy for the verb p-ssy).

gangsta 1: you fronted that n-gg- 2 pounds because he was rolling deep.
gangsta 2: it aint even like that.
gangsta 3: you are what you eat. (as he c-cks the desert eagle).

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