you bring nothing to the table


when you dont bring humour, you dont bring character, you dont bring personality

to the table = to the conversation

usually a joke 🙂
guy:i had the wildest night it was raging because of me

girl:cool it kid, you bring nothing to the table

you dont bring the condiments the sauce, the salt – you bring nothing

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