you got jessed
a girl who has a rota of boys who she is going to have s-x with on holiday.
omg look at him he just got jessed
omg man you got jessed
dog you’ve been jessed ahaa!!
omg dude look at that boy he just got jessed i bet his name ends in ‘os
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