you got mommed


to have some minor physical imperfection (usually resulting from carelessness) improved or corrected by someone else; esp. by, but not limited to, an adult female.
teacher notices matthew’s collar is tucked inside his shirt.
teacher: matthew, come here and let me fix that for you.
sara: dude, you got mommed!

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