you got to be shitting me


1. another way of saying you got to be kidding me.

2. a way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.

3. a way to say that you are amazed by something and you don’t believe it.
1. austin: tophs c-ck is several miles long (fl-ssid)

jeremy: you got to be sh-tting me!

2. skyler: put on your seat belt

walt jr. : you got to be sh-tting me!

another version of the phrase;
‘you got to be d-cking me!’

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