You have a purdy mouth
when some hillbilly hits on you, the most favoured line they are to use on you is “you have a perdy mouth.”, which means “you have a pretty mouth.” after the compliment, there tends to be some drooling by said hillbilly along with an obnoxious wink and a yehaw!
z: oh hey thur’ darling, breezin on thru on mah part of town? wooooyi!
j: yes, i’m from toronto. can you point me towards the direction of the nearest igloo?
z: …………..
j: ……… um i sai-
z: you have a purdy mouth.
j: …
z: can i haff a picture of yer feet?
— j peppersprays z–
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