you have no friends


the gayest insult that you can say to a person.
bobby- hahaa you have no friends, loser.

her- f-ck friends i do my dirt all on my lonesome.

bobby- haha you loner.

her- bobby, you ain’t sh-t without you’re friends. you scared to be by yourself? you don’t talk sh-t when you’re alone.

bobby- my homies got my back no matter what.

her- haha f-ck you p-ssy. you nothing without your crew so shut the f-ck up and grow some b-lls. you know your friends are just using your sorry -ss.

bobby- that’s what friends are for.

her- true dat
a d-ck w-nk who make a living out of shoving their face and drinking cow dihorrea
a d-ck w-nk who make a living out of shoving their face and drinking coe dihorrea

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