You must have a runny nose
sarcastically said to imply that it’s recipient has been masterbating a lot, due to the extordinary amount of tissues in a trashcan nearby.
also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.
jack: yo i was so productive today
john: -notices a lot of tissues in trashcan- yeah i’ll bet. you must have a runny nose!
jack: haha bro i’m not sick!
john: well then stop killing trees you w-nker! -points to trashcan-
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a useful phrase when you are ending a relationship with a particularly triflin mother f-cker. tmf: i’m busy working all week. and next week too. woman: that sh-t ain’t gonna fly. i’m sorry but you must have me mistaken for some other b-tch who will put up with that nonsense. see ya!
- you must use the same email per name
desparate times require desparate measures. hey aaron, black kat is the only trouble maker left, so dump the b-tch already.
- youm wara youm
it means day after day.it’s an arabic word. i know a song with this name-samira said-youm wara youm.it”s fantastic!
- You my bitch
somebody you have in check, they do what you command. person1: “yo, pick up my pencil” person2: “ight” person1: “ahh, checkmate! you my b-tch!”
- You my bitch! Suck it dry!
if u just got someone really good or need them to understand how much of nothing they are, this is the phrase to use. best if used against chirish or people named daniel tim. (after slapping upside the head or on the nipple) you my b-tch! suck it dry!