You Shoot Like A Stormtrooper
an insult that hunters, cops, mobs, or paintball players use. it means that you cant hit sh-t when you shoot kuz your too f-cking gay to learn how to aim or your too friggin weak to hold the gun steady, or you have a cr-ppy scope on your gun and cant aim. everyone whos seen star wars knows that stormtroopers suck -ss at shooting kuz hundreds of them missed hitting luke and then got their -sses kicked.
hunter : what the h-ll that friggin moose was right in front of you and you missed? d-mn you shoot like a stormtrooper
cop: you didnt hit the convict? dammit now hes escaped from jail. you shoot like a stormtrooper
mobs: dammit you were supposed to whack jimmy. wh-ssamottayoo? you shoot like a stormtrooper!
paintball player: dumb-ss! missed me! you shoot like a stormtrooper!
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