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• you swear

  indicates that a person(s)is making obvious boastful about themselves and/or their abilities. the term is said sarcastically, and “you” can be subst-tuded with other pr-nouns. you swear you’re hot. he swears that i like his ugly -ss. she swears she’s all that in that leopard skin outfit. you mean thats happening “i just got some” […]

• you sweet

  1.a person who thinks they hott but they a pretender. this kid thinks hes sweet.

• you swore

  something someone says after someone tries to do something and fails jon: hey dude, watch me do this cool skateboarding move. -falls on face- friend: you swore. -jon embarr-ssed-

• you take boring poops

  an insult meant to insinuate that the recipient is without adequate technological devices to game or stay connected to the internet during a bowel movement person 1: “bah, i bet you take boring p–ps” person 2: “what? my p–ps be off the hook, i am talking on google chat and listening to pandora”

• You talkin' ' bout it ?

  according to the diplomats of texas a&m university, this phrase refers to a female who has the potential of giving male oral pleasure or vice versa. hey yo, lil’ mamma, uh, iz you talkin’ ’bout it ?

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