You Too & Stuff
a speech by stand-up comedian brian regan, who talks about his speech mishaps, such as saying things at the wrong time, confusing people’s genders, or saying an involuntary “you too”.
excerpt from “you too & stuff”:
i’m getting out of the cab at the airport, and the driver goes, “hey, have a nice flight”.
“(and then i say) you too! yeah, you have a nice flight too, incase you ever fly someday. don’t anybody look at me, i’m a moron. don’t know when to say the ‘you too’ phrase. i can’t handle it.”
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