You wouldn’t buy a hooker just to kick her


a phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. usually something that they have paid good money for.
guy 1: “my laptop isn’t working again.”

guy 2: “stop filling it with cr-p, then. you wouldn’t buy a hooker just to kick her, would you.”

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