youpon
combination of “you” and “coupon,” describing a homemade gift certificate to a significant other for some kind of personal service that you will undertake for them, such as a foot rub, taking out the trash, or taking the other person out to a nice dinner.
happy anniversary, dear.
wow, a youpon for you cleaning out the cat boxes for a week!
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