your mom’s car
an insult infinitely superior to “your mom”
person: your mom!
you: your mom’s car!
person: oooooo! that hurts! you win this round…
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- Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity
an ultimate dis that if used can make an unsuspecting person instantly cry. if done at the right moment it can even make the person commit suicide person one: “your mom’s done old school hard core yo-jiggity” person two: “noooo!” -he starts to cry and then shoots himself in the head-
- your mom's face
considered to be the “next level” in the progression of the your mom insult meme. perhaps even more meaningless than your mom, if used in seriousness it indicates the speaker is either drunk, drained of insults, or has truly been scr-ped from the bottom of the gene pool. if used properly in jest and in […]
- Your mom's face pouch
the next response in the progression of the “your mom” insult protocol. meaningless and yet replete with significance. with proper, patient application, it will lead to blissfully inane repartee. speaker 1: your mom. speaker 2: your mom’s face. speaker 1: your mom’s face pouch. speaker 1: man, that guy is a dweeb. speaker 2: you […]
- Your mom's hairdresser
used when in a your mom fights. it’s a grade higher than “your mom” joey: what’s the name of that song? sally: never gonna giv- mickey: it’s called, your mom! joey: well, your mom’s hairdresser! mickey: 😮 sally: -head-desk-