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your mom’s chest hair

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  an ultimate dis that if used can make an unsuspecting person instantly cry. if done at the right moment it can even make the person commit suicide person one: “your mom’s done old school hard core yo-jiggity” person two: “noooo!” -he starts to cry and then shoots himself in the head-

• your mom's face

  considered to be the “next level” in the progression of the your mom insult meme. perhaps even more meaningless than your mom, if used in seriousness it indicates the speaker is either drunk, drained of insults, or has truly been scr-ped from the bottom of the gene pool. if used properly in jest and in […]

• Your mom's face pouch

  the next response in the progression of the “your mom” insult protocol. meaningless and yet replete with significance. with proper, patient application, it will lead to blissfully inane repartee. speaker 1: your mom. speaker 2: your mom’s face. speaker 1: your mom’s face pouch. speaker 1: man, that guy is a dweeb. speaker 2: you […]

• Your mom's hairdresser

  used when in a your mom fights. it’s a grade higher than “your mom” joey: what’s the name of that song? sally: never gonna giv- mickey: it’s called, your mom! joey: well, your mom’s hairdresser! mickey: 😮 sally: -head-desk-

• your mom's hot

  something sometimes said by accident when a young male is visiting the home of a friend and is attracted to the host’s mother. something said in jest when the host’s mother is less than attractive. teenage boy: “dude! your mom’s hot!” other teen boy: “dude! that’s my mom!” teenage boy: “yeah dude! and she’s still […]

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