Your mom’s face pouch
the next response in the progression of the “your mom” insult protocol. meaningless and yet replete with significance. with proper, patient application, it will lead to blissfully inane repartee.
speaker 1: your mom.
speaker 2: your mom’s face.
speaker 1: your mom’s face pouch.
speaker 1: man, that guy is a dweeb.
speaker 2: you wanna know who else is a dweeb? – your mom’s face ….
speaker 1: your mom’s face pouch is a dweeb
etc.
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