your mom’s face
considered to be the “next level” in the progression of the your mom insult meme. perhaps even more meaningless than your mom, if used in seriousness it indicates the speaker is either drunk, drained of insults, or has truly been scr-ped from the bottom of the gene pool. if used properly in jest and in conjunction with biznatch and other psuedo-ghetto terms it can lead to hilariously nonsensical conversations.
speaker 1: you’re ugly.
speaker 2: your mom is ugly.
speaker 1: your mom’s face is ugly.
speaker 1: you should give me that book.
speaker 2: your mom should give you that book.
speaker 1: your mom’s face should give me that book, biznatch.
speaker 2: heezy, don’t get up in my jive. your grandmom’s face is going to give me that book or i will bust a cap in your grill.
speaker 1: your great-grandmom’s face is going to bust a cap in your grill.
etc.
a widely used comment to end a very short male-driven argument. it is a unbeatable term used to offend in a mild/serious or comical way.
certain rules apply!
1. you can only use your moms face once your mom has been used (see example 1)
2. you can not just jump to “your moms face” if this happens a punishment is decided by those around said idiot. (see example 2)
3.your moms face squared or times infinity does not win the argument/compet-tion, if someone says this punishment must happen.(example 3)
4. it can be used even when it makes no sense (example 3)
eg:
1:
steve: your so stupid
dan: your moms so stupid!
steve: your moms face is so stupid
dan:……sh-t
2:
steve: this chicken’s lame
dan: your moms face is lame…..ooooh cr-p!
steve: you for it now.
random person: give him digs
3:
steve: how your arm dude, those digs i gave were hard
dan: your moms hard
steve: your moms face is hard
dan: your moms face is hard times infinity….ahh cr-p
random person: oooohhhhhh!
a combination when the the insults ‘your face’ and ‘your mom’ become ‘your mom’s face’
obviously your mom’s face is ugly, and it is hurtful of this person to bring it up.
alex: i just saw a really ugly dog
gary: yeah, i bet it looked like your face!
alex: no way man, it looked like your mom!
gary: your mom’s face!!!
alex: -runs off crying-
a combination of your momand your face. is the most unbeatable of the two unbeatable comebacks.
person 1: your ugly
person 2: you face
person 1: you mom!
person 2: your moms face!
“your moms face” is the ultimate comeback for the ultimate comeback “your face”
person#1 your stupid
person#2 your face is stupid
person#1your moms face is stupid
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