Your nuthatch is open


something you say to a guy with their flys down.
amusing to time how long it takes them to work out what you’re talking about. perhaps you could keep score in a blank notebook.
also good for people who like birdwatching as it links into the ‘nuthatch’ as a species.
me : ‘your nuthatch is open by the way’
him : ‘what?’
-looks around for birds of the nuthatch variety.. eventually lands on open flys. –
-continues to look confused-
-carries on being confused-
me : ‘your flys are undone you fool!’

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