your OFFICIAL boy


a name given to some one who portrays all the qualities of an absolute toolbag. this person just looks like the type of person who is not big or chill.
also someone who buys a 30 rack of beer for college and still has 27 of them left after 6 weeks….and has blacked out twice….
jon: “yo did you hear vito did kathy’s homework for her?”
ryan: “oh wow…hahah…he’s your official boy”

kyle: “guys, i dont want to go to the party because i already told my mom and she called the cops”
nick: “but juan jarr will be there…”
kyle: “okay i’ll come, but only because i want to see my official boy”

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