your retarded
oh, the irony. “your r-t-rded” is incorrect. it should be “you’re r-t-rded”. saying “your r-t-rded” is just making yourself r-t-rded by not knowing the correct grammar.
billy bob: your r-t-rded
sally: look who’s talking. get some grammar lessons, r-t-rd.
a joke which reveals the veritable r-t-rds around you. lacking recognition of the irony, the bona fide r-t-rd will correct your grammar, thereby revealing their qualifications for the special olympics.
mrs. smith sees jimmy wearing a t-shirt with “your r-t-rded” printed on it
mrs. smith: “uh, you’re r-t-rded because your t-shirt misspelled you’re”
jimmy: “it is called irony, f-cktard”
an ironic misuse of the word your. as a last ditch effort to conceal one’s own mental failings, often people will claim it was a joke; however, only people more r-t-rded than the initial tard will believe they were actually joking, and also that typing “your r-t-rded” const-tutes as a joke.
jim: no, you mean you’re r-t-rded as in you are r-t-rded.
d-ck: no bro, i was being ironic, you know? your r-t-rded.
jim: funny… don’t have children.
an extremely lame joke that is 1% irony and 99% gay.
“why does your shirt say, ‘your r-t-rded’?”
“omgzzz you d0nt get it???”
“that joke sucks”
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