your shit
1} a divorce terminology mostly used by an ex, or soon to be ex-wife. refers to a little tiny small pile of “your sh-t.” usually clothes and/or pictures spread sporadically upon the front lawn or in a box of “your sh-t.” in some cases it is found to be accompanied along some things you didn’t think that you owned. first would be -n-l lube with a little pretty bow on it. second would be a small metal object, also with a cute little pretty bow on it, called a nail clipper. so that you won’t scratch your ankles when you grab them to take it up the -ss by her lawyer. and third would be a key to a post office box set up in your name only, that when you check it, find it full of bills … the kind that need to be paid … not the ones with dead presidents on them.
2} what is left on the end of her lawyers schl-ng from you.
3} something said when you find your key doesn’t fit in the door anymore.
4} also denoted in the song from beyonce.
1} dear john … here is your sh-t … and, some gifts.
love,
jane doe
2} you don’t call me anymore 🙁
3} “you think that your sh-t doesn’t stink?!”
4} to the left to the left to the left
to the left to the left to the left
everything you own in the box to the left
in the closet that’s my stuff – yes
not very good. absolute w-nk.
said at the end of a bad joke
“yeah good one, your sh-t”
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when someone is talking sh-t when they dont have power/support on the situation, this phrase is commonly used to throw ’em down sh-t talker: f-ck off my turf i hustle here gangsta: n-gg- shut tha f-ck up, f-ck n-gg- shut yo mouth, your sh-t dont stank b-tch
- Your shit don't stink
when somebody is acting c-cky and full of themselves, and as if every little thing about them is perfect. geez, stop acting like your sh-t don’t stink b-tch
- your shite is ice-cream
if someone has a good opinion of you your new girlfriend really likes you, she thinks your sh-te is ice-cream
- your shits beat
the meaner, or manner in which someone conducts a situation or carrys themself. usually in a displeasing way towards the person on the receiving end. you- hey lou, want to go hang out after cl-ss. lou- no i think i’m just going to sit a home and be lame. you- ah man your sh-ts beat!
- yourshitsbroken
a term used by retarted developers who don’t understand how to debug issues, write bug reports or properly develop software. chris, your sh-t’s broken.