you’re a


a surefire method to make a joke out of nothing, by taking the last thing someone says to you and prefacing it with “you’re a”. best if done repeatedly amongst like-minded folk over a long, long, long period of time.
“i’m going out tonight, but it’s just a work thing.”
“you’re a work thing.”

“that guy who comes coming into my cubicle is barking mad.”
“you’re a barking mad.”
a pretty fun effing way to talk back to one’s mother, no matter what she says. use with discretion.
mother: “are you comfortable enough, sweety?”
unbelievably rebellious teenager: “are you comfortable enough?!”

mother: “he’s the devil.”
teen: “you’re the devil!”

mother: “i went shopping.”
incredible edible rebel: “you went shopping!!!”
can be used as a pay out or come back.
you are a….
person 1: sing to the taxi man and he will give you a cheap fare.
person 2: you’re a cheap fare

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