you’re on my team
this phrase is used by guys to pick out attractive girls. if a guy says to you “you’re on my team” it means he finds you physically attractive. a variation of this would be “she’s on your team” which means that a guy finds you so unattractive he puts you on his friends team.
guy to girl: you’re on my team!!
girl: -punches his lights out-
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