You’re shitting me


another expression for “you’re kidding me”; when someone says something that you dont believe, you usually say “you’re sh-tting me”
me: i personally know george clooney.
you: you’re sh-tting me rightt?
a statement made by a person who is literally p-ssing through the digestive system of another person. the phrase can be used at any time in this process, but would not be audible until the speaker’s mouth has exited the -n-s.
you’re sh-tting me! hurry up, it’s smelly in here!
expression, usually uttered by brown people, to show their amazement at something. the amazement is often heavily tinged with a high degree of doubt.
you’re sh-tting me, mon! i don’t believe you.

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