you’re the man now dog
a general statement of praise intended for a male. popularized by the film “finding forrester” in which sean connery triumphantly and uncharacteristically exclaims that his pupil is now ‘the man’. subsequently immortalized on the website www.yourethemannowdog.com. one of the most bizarre ‘tributes’ on the internet.
you have achieved some degree of success. you’re the man now, dog!
verbal gratification given to one’s ‘dog,’ to inform them that they are in fact the man now.
“thanks for buying me all those lap dances. you’re the man now, dog!”
silly piece of dialog spoken by sean connery in the movie finding forrester that gets stuck in your head everytime you hear it.
before the movie began, some wise-ss shouted “you’re the man now, dog!” in a scottish accent and cracked up the audience.
an interjection praising the quality of the dog (i.e. person, generally male) in question, with reference to a recent noteworthy accomplishment.
“i vowed never to visit www.yourethemannowdog.com again 2 months ago and i’m still clean!”
“2 months without inane net comedy like that. you’re the man now, dog!”
“aaaaaaah!
the metamorphosis from a socially–ssigned characterization as a universally deprecated tumor on the societal fabric to a pinnacle of relational desirability and validity as evidenced by the adoring prostrations of those less socially endowed as the result of the semi-divine portrayal of personal superiority through action.
manny escaped his parents’ brutish demands that he continue washing the dishes as his legally-dependent-youth-dictated-role required. his friend antonio remarked on hearing of such an accomplishment, “you’re the man now, dog!”
a transcendental state achieved when one simultaneously becomes both man and dog. often a laudatory exclamation given by one man-dog to another for an act seen as deserving man-praise, while simultaneously evoking woman-disgust.
you gave her a juicy, steaming “hot carl”? you’re the man now, dog.
so p–ping on a woman’s chest is empowering to both man and dog — elevating the perpetrator to man-dog status. the more a woman is offended by this act, the more man-dog one becomes.
the state of being in which one is now the dog.
hey, you’re the man now dog.
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