Yousuf
a s-xy, funloving, guy, with lots of att-tude and awesome hats. he also must have a big house, if he is to achieve true yousuf-ness, and an awesome pillar outside his door!
girl 1: what happened last night?!?!
girl 2: chill girl, i met a yousuf 😉
girl 1: oh! fo real? lucky b-tch!
a prodigious and recondite being, he wanders the earth conveying people to the veridical path.
he also bears the enc-mbrance of a nonsensically large p-n-s, which is ever augmenting.
he should aussi display a dissipated amount of hubris et chutzpah. to achieve vrai yousuf-ness, he has to p-ss
people off and make them feel bad de temps en temps.
he should also mix languages up for no apparent reason and not be a h-m-s-xual.
person 1:
i was a yousuf once.
i want to be like a yousuf one day.
i will be like a yousuf one day!
i am a yousuf!
person 2:
no, you cannot, because you are a h-m-s-xual.
a young male who doesnt swear and happens to be really cool. in addition he is also comparatively quite mature. a yousuf also may have extremely large genitals.
however, to be a true yousuf you have to wear spectacles!
teacher: if you dont sober up and become a yousuf i will send you to the princ-p-l
to friend: omg you just said wtf and to think i thought you were a yousuf.
stop trying to be a yousuf on front of that chick, its just not you.
ghetto princess slash geek,
or just a cool dude with a booty.
d-mnnnn yousuf is flyyyy !!
a person with a big, large, great, a whale of a, ample, awash, br-mm-ng, bulky, bull, burly, capacious, chock-full, colossal, commodious, considerable, copious, crowded, enormous, extensive, fat, full, gigantic, heavy-duty, heavyweight, hefty, huge, hulking, humongous-, husky, immense, jumbo, mammoth, m-ssive, mondo, monster, oversize, packed, ponderous, prodigious, roomy, sizable, sp-cious, strapping, stuffed, substantial, super colossal, thundering, tremendous, vast, voluminous, walloping, whopper and whopping d-ck
spelt y o u s u f not any other way yousuf.
a arrogant egyptian guy with the most minuscule ‘p’ (cause you can’t even call it a p-n-s..too small.) he has a huge jerk personality though especially when dealing with a western woman who apart from having more b-lls than most men, has a cl-t bigger than his wee little ‘p.’ also smokes a lot of cheap egyptian wee (cause you can’t call it weed) while sulking about the fact that the p-n-s enlarger and pills to make your p-n-s grow didn’t work.
germen: yousuf! when i agreed to marry you over the internet i -ssumed you were a man! i have to call off the wedding!
yousuf: shhhhh…not so loud, look i bought this 7″ d-ld- just for you as a wedding present.
exposure to high enough quant-ties of marijuana and condoms that the t-st-cl-s of the body literally fall due to crotch rot.
i have to go to the doctor because after 3 hours in tijuana i have suffered a yousuf.
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