Youtube degree

a bachelor’s level certificate that people award to themselves after they have deemed themselves to be experts in a particular field of study by watching various instructional and how-to videos on youtube.
ben: whoa! that is not the correct way to put on cologne! you spray and then you walk into it.
joey: okay and since when did you become the expert on all things cologne?

ben: since last spring when i got my youtube degree in cologne management.
this is what you try an obtain when you fail to p-ss the first year of the wikipedia degree.

(and cant be bothered to read things…)
youtube degree graduate:
“did you know that otolaryngology or ent (ear, nose and throat) is the branch of medicine and surgery that specializes in the diagnosis and treatment of ear, nose, throat, and head and neck disorders.”

wikipedia degree graduate:
“yes. but did you also know the full name of the specialty is otorhinolaryngology; the full term otorhinolaryngology (neocl-ssical greek and modern greek: ὠτο(ρ)ρινολαρυγγολογία), also includes ῥινο- – rhino- (root of ῥίς) “nose”. the term comes from the cl-ssical greek roots ὠτ- – ot- (root of οὖς) “ear”, λαρυγγ- – laryng- (root of λάρυγξ) “larynx/throat”, and the root -logy “study”, and it literally means “the study of ear and throat”.

youtube degree graduate:
“…”

wikipedia degree graduate:
“no? well you shud have worked harder in your first year then!!”