YouTube Hostage
when someone forces you to watch a youtube video that you have no interest in watching, and you feel that it would rude and awkward to decline.
tim: hey john, check out this youtube of snail migration, it’s hilarious.
-shoves phone/tablet/computer in john’s face-
-12 minutes later-
john: yeah that was interesting…
tim: let me show you another one!
john: dude you can’t just take me youtube hostage like that, you are wasting valuable moments of my life here.
Read Also:
- aaron cleveland
aaron cleveland is a guy who is very good at treating his girl right. even when his girl don’t treat him the same way aaron cleveland is just an ex of mine. he knew how to treat me but i didn’t do the same thing
- A Maverick Minute
a sp-ce of time lasting 5 minutes to 3 days as told by one of your bro’s “i’ll be right back” or “i’ll only be a minute” “yeah, in a maverick minute…”
- A Stunt Double
when you are having s-x with someone and pretending its someone else or having s-x with someone who looks similar to said person. it doesn’t matter what they look like, any girl i have s-x with is a stunt double for ronda rousey.
- baabe
bomb -ss -ss b-tch eeeeeeeeeeeehhh d-mn she a baabe! -j-zzzz-
- Baerista
a very attractive barista, one who goes the extra mile with that drizzle or whipped cream that has you feeling some type of way l baerista put extra drizzle in my caramel macchiato. i better get his number.