You’ve just dog diddly done it.
1. a somewhat more grave way of saying “you fail”.
2. a way of saying when someone has taken it too far.
plane captain: oops, we’ve just lost both engines.
co-pilot: you’ve just dog diddly done it.
driver: oops, i think i just hit an old lady crossing the street.
p-ssenger: you’ve just dog diddly done it.
guy: oops, i got drunk last night, mistook your girlfriend for mine and slept with her.
friend: you’ve just dog diddly done it.
guy: oops, i spilt coffee on my brand-new nine-hundred-dollar laptop.
girl: you’ve just dog diddly done it.
hunter 1: oops, i mistook the game warden for a deer and shot him.
hunter 2: you’ve just dog diddly done it.
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