yuletide log


a males genitals
–that b-tch told me her hands were cold, so i let her warm them up on my yuletide log–
a very thick, large sh-t that is decorated with undigested holley leaves and berries. can be decorated after delivery for

a variety of uses.
‘i had nothing to serve for dessert christmas eve so i had to create my very own yuletide log

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