Yumee


one who is obsessed with making heart poses anytime a camera is seen. typically female, although in some cases it’s hard to determine. a yumee can be spotted from a distance by observing the way they talk with their fingers, this is not to be confused with those that talk with their hands. yumees are generally liked, despite lacking the ability to tell a good joke. the surest way to know if you’ve seen a yumee is to use a yumee call; luooookooverheeere
man this comedian sucks he’s a total yumee, we should go.

who needs to add digital hearts in the photo both? just find a yumee and you’re good.
a girl named yumee is sweet, hot and independent. everybody quickly loves her original humor and quirky randomness. doesn’t need makeup. guys who fall to her irrisistable charm will never be satisfied with any other woman.
“ahhahahahahahaaaa…”
“what’s so funny?”
“omg, yumee is so funny, omg i can’t stop laughing!”

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