Yuppie Short Bus
a bright-yellow hummer 2 suv.
derived from the schoolyard slang term short bus–the bus mentally r-t-rded and disabled students ride in–and the fact that, like american school buses, it is bright-yellow and black. unfortunately, in the case of the yuppie short bus, the r-t-rded person is usually in the driver’s seat.
while crossing the street, i almost got creamed by an -sshole driving a yuppie short bus and yakking on a cell phone.
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