one of the try guys at buzzfeed. kind and feminist. adorable as h-ll. usually gives the moral of the story at the end of their videos. should have embroidered “cl-toris” on the back of his jean jacket.
zach kornfeld is tweeting about fast and the furious again.
tiny nerd with gl-sses
also known for his benjamin b-tton-esq youthful looks.
person 1: wait which one of the try guys is zach kornfeld?
person 2: oh he’s the tiny nerd with gl-sses
the singles of the try guys, which just doesn’t make sense. an extremely handsome, hilarious, and down to earth guy. definitely the kind of guy you’d wine and done. overall one of the most beautiful creatures walking the earth that we’ve been blessed with.
person one: hey, do you see that really attractive guy over there with that beautiful chest hair?
person two: oh my god! that’s zach kornfeld!
a person who bores you with endless stories about their meatless lifestyle. the guy next to me on the plane was an herbibore. he would not stop talking about sprouts.
- dan burton
someone that has to prove they are not a donkey f-cker. him: i believe jed is a dan burton. her: yes, i heard he dresses them up in cheerleader outfits and f-cks them hard.
- sitting on a cheeseburger
when you sit on the face of an ugly guy “look i’m not saying he was ugly… but i definitely found myself sitting on a cheeseburger last night.”
- d*ckhead on a motorcycle
that guy who steals your wife and drives of with her making noise throughout mexico, tijuana that d-ckhead on a motorcycle stole your b-tch
brazilian word to define something that you are really into. a crush. an euphoric feeling. delight. adoration. infatuation. addiction. i have paixão for that kind of music. that girl is my paixão. it was such a paixão to see the kiddos dancing last night. so cute! that guy is my paixão. i am completely crushin […]